Who wants to look at, or have their parents watch them, while they’re having sex?

Well the answer is NO ONE. I was recently thinking about portrait tattoos and how there are a lot of good tattoo artist that can bang out (no pun intended) some really awesome portraits and how a lot of people get portrait tattoos to commemorate the love that they have for family and people they hold close to their heart. I think it’s RAD to love someone so much that you want them on your body forever, i use to want one myself (of my dad) until this thought crossed my mind: Whenever i’m doing something i wouldn’t want my dad to see, his face will be right there and ruin the mood.

I’m not gonna go into detail but when you are having intimate moments with a guy (or whatever you prefer) you don’t want to see his mom’s face or someone else in his family while you’re in a fun and compromising position; talk about a boner killer. Even if you can’t see the tattoo in all “positions” your partner might be able to.

“Hey dad check out this reverse cowgirl!”

or how about “Hey mom have you ever seen the praying mantis?!”

Just thinking of those funny situations i know i will never get a portrait tattoo of any of my loved ones.

(this was written from a humor aspect, but really seriously think about it hahaha)