The Whole Sha Bang!

shelbyjacobson: i cant even try to tell you how many times i...

Sun, 06 Jan 2013 14:46:24 -0800

shelbyjacobson:

i cant even try to tell you how many times i have watched this

Holy shit, Dead To Me visited the future!

“straight” to the point

Sat, 06 Oct 2012 13:01:18 -0700

“straight” to the point

Today One of the Things I Fear Most Happened To Me:

Thu, 04 Oct 2012 16:59:42 -0700

A spider ATTACKED me! I am a big ol’ scaredee-cat when it comes to spiders. I scream, run, fall and flail when I see one; I’m a fucking wreck and lose all street cred when I cross paths with any 8 legged freak.

Now on to the attack; I opened the front door to look for a package I am expecting, and before the door gets to a 45° angle a spider with the circumference of a quarter immediately starts running towards me! That little shit must have been the fastest spider in the world, so in true “oh shit there’s a spider” fashion, I had no control of all my limbs, through a shoe in it’s general direction, lost my balance, didn’t fall and I definitely did not look graceful; instead I looked like a spazzy cartoon character. Still freaking out I close and lock the door (just incase the spider’s posse tries to invade my house) grab another shoe, run up behind it and SPLAT, I murder the thing with a waffle print sole.

Obviously it was a home invasion and I feared for my life so the act of murder is considered self defense; Boom, police report statement; case closed!

Saved, earned, and found

Wed, 03 Oct 2012 00:23:36 -0700

Saved, earned, and found

laughingsquid: Backseat Air Mattresses For Cars Hey everyone...

Thu, 27 Sep 2012 23:37:54 -0700

laughingsquid:

Backseat Air Mattresses For Cars

Hey everyone I’m moving and got my own place. City TBT…

hello long lost world of blogging

Tue, 22 May 2012 01:48:34 -0700

haven’t posted anything on here in a real long time, so consider this my “hey she’s back, and oh she might have gotten a little weirder” post

Just found this picture of me and my nephew Trenton. I love this...

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 12:34:42 -0800

Just found this picture of me and my nephew Trenton. I love this little guy even when he’s being an A-hole. I always have a great time with him because I can be super immature with him. From the looks of the picture I must have said something along the lines of farting and pooping cuz he’s cracking up; he always laughs at the dumb shit I say, even when I tell him about the skid marks on his underwear.

I had to review the album Chuckles and Mr. Squishy by the band...

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 01:24:01 -0800

I had to review the album Chuckles and Mr. Squishy by the band Dredg earlier this year for PunkWorldViews.com . I didn’t really care for the album but this song “Kalathat” was the best song on the album to me. It didn’t sound like anything else on the album.

The reason why i like it so much is that the imagery from this song is unreal. Just from the music and lyric combo i get an emotion that fits in perfectly with a blue and grey scale. I picture rain, cold faced emotions, a man walking through the world like no one notices him. I make up some pretty vivid storyboards in my head and i feel like i’m watching some sad movie on the Sundance channel or something, because the pictures i create in my head are too good to be a Lifetime Network production.

I love how the lyrics let my imagination run wild; something that i’ve lost touch with over the years, in story telling and in writing. It gets the gears in my brain turning, I guess that’s all i’m trying to say and i guess that’s why i like it so much.

This is what i do when i visit my friends at work. Have me...

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 01:53:19 -0800

This is what i do when i visit my friends at work. Have me visit you at work so i can draw you some sweet inspirations

alexrambles:

sideonedummyrecords:

We get inspired on the daily by @Taylor_Sailor’s beautiful words of enthusiasm!

Please spread the message.

YES!

On The Road Again...

Sat, 01 Oct 2011 13:09:13 -0700

Today I leave on a 5 week tour with friends and all we have to live for is music. Skipping showers and meals are the least of my worries. These are the best years of my life and I’m not gonna waste it sitting in an office being a lame suit. l don’t plan on losing out on fun life experiences like this. I know that there will be good times, awesome times, and bad times but at the end of the day i know i am gonna have some of the greatest stories to share with friends, family, nieces, and nephews. So let’s get this show on the road as i pack for a tour across America the day of, and hours before i leave.

If we stop in your town come hang out, party on Wayne!

You Look Just Like Your

Tue, 13 Sep 2011 02:24:27 -0700

Dad is what i usually get. “If you shaved your head you would look just like your dad.” well thanks for the compliment, i guess? But people also tell me I look like my mom, just not as often as my bald headed dad; I’m the perfect combo of two people who love each other enough to bring a wild and crazy tattooed (not a part of my parents vision, but whatever) child into the world.

I was looking through some of my mom’s old pictures of her when she was growing up and i swear someone instragramed or hipstamaticed a picture of me as a little girl. I said “Mom, is this a picture of me or you?” she replied “it’s a picture of me, can’t you tell?” Now, I could totally see my mom in the picture, but it’s fuckin mind boggling how much it looks like me.

Now you be the judge and tell me this doesn’t look like a picture of your favorite tattooed jackass friend and/or relative that will do anything just a get a laugh out of you.

My Mom: The OG Hipster

Me: Trying to make a headband worn of the back of my head fashionable

Just applied

Fri, 15 Jul 2011 03:30:26 -0700

for the raddest job. It has guaranteed travel time and it involves going to music festivals and shows constantly. I am so excited about this job. I already have some great ideas to bring to the company. I am thankful that i stubbled upon this opportunity, i’m so excited i can’t sleep! The first thing I am going to do when i wake up is give my old boss and best mentor ever a call to make sure he does a follow up with the company I applied to.

I can’t say much more with out giving too much away or jinxing it. All i know is that it seems like a job that is perfect for me and i know that i am the best choice for the company. I’ve got experience and talent in every area they need it. I haven’t been this excited about a job opportunity in a long time. fingers crossed and wish me luck.

Who wants to look at, or have their parents watch them, while they're having sex?

Fri, 15 Jul 2011 03:02:12 -0700

Well the answer is NO ONE. I was recently thinking about portrait tattoos and how there are a lot of good tattoo artist that can bang out (no pun intended) some really awesome portraits and how a lot of people get portrait tattoos to commemorate the love that they have for family and people they hold close to their heart. I think it’s RAD to love someone so much that you want them on your body forever, i use to want one myself (of my dad) until this thought crossed my mind: Whenever i’m doing something i wouldn’t want my dad to see, his face will be right there and ruin the mood.

I’m not gonna go into detail but when you are having intimate moments with a guy (or whatever you prefer) you don’t want to see his mom’s face or someone else in his family while you’re in a fun and compromising position; talk about a boner killer. Even if you can’t see the tattoo in all “positions” your partner might be able to.

“Hey dad check out this reverse cowgirl!”

or how about “Hey mom have you ever seen the praying mantis?!”

Just thinking of those funny situations i know i will never get a portrait tattoo of any of my loved ones.

(this was written from a humor aspect, but really seriously think about it hahaha)

Happy Father’s Day to my dad, Danny P From Pico! Even...

Sun, 19 Jun 2011 10:16:43 -0700

Happy Father’s Day to my dad, Danny P From Pico! Even though he makes this expression EVERY TIME I come home with a new tattoo he loves just the same and maybe even more. Thanks for putting up my shit dad, I love you and Happy Father’s Day!

Only the good stuff makes it in my car!

Sat, 04 Jun 2011 01:50:52 -0700

Only the good stuff makes it in my car!

I googled “brain eaters” for a tattoo reference and...

Mon, 25 Apr 2011 15:53:01 -0700

I googled “brain eaters” for a tattoo reference and this was one of the links that came up. I liked the video and I like the song so i decided to share it with you.

Tourcation Was awesome! Three days in Vegas and two off days to...

Wed, 20 Apr 2011 11:42:43 -0700

Tourcation Was awesome! Three days in Vegas and two off days to get drunk and gamble it was too much fun: epic people watching, tons of alcohol consumed, finding out that my friend is a shrimp cocktail crack head, and a lot of “that’s what she said”. Yay for late nights and people who know how to have a good time!

Las Vegas Dialog: Girl 1- “hey gurl take a picture of me...

Tue, 19 Apr 2011 01:19:59 -0700

Las Vegas Dialog: Girl 1- “hey gurl take a picture of me by this tree” Girl 2- “oh gurl you look so fly, dayum”

I’ve been up since 10am yesterday. It’s currently...

Sun, 17 Apr 2011 05:43:27 -0700

I’ve been up since 10am yesterday. It’s currently 6am and the sun is rising somewhere in Colorado and I have not got a moment of shut eye, I’m assuming you’re asking why: well it’s because we are going to VEGAS!

“New Year’s Eve was as boring as heaven I watched...

Tue, 29 Mar 2011 09:26:00 -0700

“New Year’s Eve was as boring as heaven

I watched flies fuck on channel 11”

… updates to follow