I had a long day at work; nothing bad or gnarly happend it just ended up being a super long day. My roommate told me that we we’re going to be having a few house guest (8+) because we had offered our house up to a few bands that were coming through town.
We stayed up till 3am with a lot of beer chilling in the fridge, anticipating the bands arrival. We thought that by the time they got to our house they would want to go to bed, but they didn’t. They wanted to stay up late, hang and party.
The party didn’t start till 3am and it didn’t stop a quarter to 7; the sun was coming up and i had to be awake in 2 1/2 hours to go to work but i didn’t care. We all stayed up (some later than others) talking about our favorite funny movies, our encounters with ghosts, and tour experiences.
Last night was awesome because for the entire time we were up, hanging out and having a good time I didn’t have one care in the world. I didn’t care that I have a ton of bills to pay and not enough money to pay them with; i didn’t care that i had work in a few hours; i didn’t care about anything. The only thing i cared about was that moment; having a great time with awesome people and friends. This is what makes me happy and clarifies (to me anyway) that this is what life is about. I could drop everything i have going for me on a dime: money, job, house, etc. Because moments like last night remind me that if you take life too seriously you miss out on some of the most memorable fun experiences, no matter how simple it is
Me: (knowing it was a secret, i went for personal lol. All questions were responded with “Nope” by the way) sex shop? Donating plasma or bodily fluids of any kind in exchanges for money? The pound? Was it an adventure? Travel? Museum?
Roommate: I’m done playing this game, so i’m not gonna answer you anymore.
Me: fine i will make up funny stories in my head about what you did today…..
Story #1: She went to the library and checked out some Rosetta Stone Learn Spanish dvds. Learned the entire spanish language in 3 hours, came home and had a life changing conversation with our Spanish speaking landlords.
Story #2: Went to our local elementary school and snuck into the 5th grader’s classroom at recess and stoll all of their lunches. She squished everything that wasn’t vegan and devowered everything that was vegan.
Story #3: Walked into Vegan House and challenged Lady Kambucha to an MC battle. They battled with authentic gold chains and diamond grills. Lil Jon was passing through and made a guest appearance. They recorded a track in his portable studio, right on the spot; their song is titled “Sippin’ on dat booch, bitch call me vegan”. It’s up on iTunes now; look for the chopped and screwed version and remix featuring T-pain coming soon.
Story #4: Went to the fountain downtown and stole all the change until she was arrested by the cops. Her excuse ” I was making change for a C note”.
Story #5: Joined The Millionaires as there fourth member to be the token white girl. Her stage name: Affermative Action.
If any of these stories were true they would be extremely funny, but sadly they are not. I am pretty sure she said what she did today was a “secret” just to be a beezy.