The Whole Sha Bang!

Today I leave on a 5 week tour with friends and all we have to live for is music.  Skipping showers and meals are the least of my worries. These are the best years of my life and I’m not gonna waste it sitting in an office being a lame suit. l don’t plan on losing out on fun life experiences like this. I know that there will be good times, awesome times, and bad times but at the end of the day i know i am gonna have some of the greatest stories to share with friends, family, nieces, and nephews. So let’s get this show on the road as i pack for a tour across America the day of, and hours before i leave.

If we stop in your town come hang out, party on Wayne!

Dad is what i usually get. “If you shaved your head you would look just like your dad.” well thanks for the compliment, i guess? But people also tell me I look like my mom, just not as often as my bald headed dad; I’m the perfect combo of two people who love each other enough to bring a wild and crazy tattooed (not a part of my parents vision, but whatever) child into the world.

I was looking through some of my mom’s old pictures of her when she was growing up and i swear someone instragramed or hipstamaticed a picture of me as a little girl. I said “Mom, is this a picture of me or you?” she replied “it’s a picture of me, can’t you tell?” Now, I could totally see my mom in the picture, but it’s fuckin mind boggling how much it looks like me.

Now you be the judge and tell me this doesn’t look like a picture of your favorite tattooed jackass friend and/or relative that will do anything just a get a laugh out of you.

My Mom: The OG Hipster

Me: Trying to make a headband worn of the back of my head fashionable

for the raddest job. It has guaranteed travel time and it involves going to music festivals and shows constantly. I am so excited about this job. I already have some great ideas to bring to the company. I am thankful that i stubbled upon this opportunity, i’m so excited i can’t sleep! The first thing I am going to do when i wake up is give my old boss and best mentor ever a call to make sure he does a follow up with the company I applied to.

I can’t say much more with out giving too much away or jinxing it. All i know is that it seems like a job that is perfect for me and i know that i am the best choice for the company. I’ve got experience and talent in every area they need it. I haven’t been this excited about a job opportunity in a long time. fingers crossed and wish me luck.

Well the answer is NO ONE. I was recently thinking about portrait tattoos and how there are a lot of good tattoo artist that can bang out (no pun intended) some really awesome portraits and how a lot of people get portrait tattoos to commemorate the love that they have for family and people they hold close to their heart. I think it’s RAD to love someone so much that you want them on your body forever, i use to want one myself (of my dad) until this thought crossed my mind: Whenever i’m doing something i wouldn’t want my dad to see, his face will be right there and ruin the mood.

I’m not gonna go into detail but when you are having intimate moments with a guy (or whatever you prefer) you don’t want to see his mom’s face or someone else in his family while you’re in a fun and compromising position; talk about a boner killer. Even if you can’t see the tattoo in all “positions” your partner might be able to.

“Hey dad check out this reverse cowgirl!”

or how about “Hey mom have you ever seen the praying mantis?!”

Just thinking of those funny situations i know i will never get a portrait tattoo of any of my loved ones.

(this was written from a humor aspect, but really seriously think about it hahaha)