Today One of the Things I Fear Most Happened To Me:
A spider ATTACKED me! I am a big ol’ scaredee-cat when it comes to spiders. I scream, run, fall and flail when I see one; I’m a fucking wreck and lose all street cred when I cross paths with any 8 legged freak.
Now on to the attack; I opened the front door to look for a package I am expecting, and before the door gets to a 45° angle a spider with the circumference of a quarter immediately starts running towards me! That little shit must have been the fastest spider in the world, so in true “oh shit there’s a spider” fashion, I had no control of all my limbs, through a shoe in it’s general direction, lost my balance, didn’t fall and I definitely did not look graceful; instead I looked like a spazzy cartoon character. Still freaking out I close and lock the door (just incase the spider’s posse tries to invade my house) grab another shoe, run up behind it and SPLAT, I murder the thing with a waffle print sole.
Obviously it was a home invasion and I feared for my life so the act of murder is considered self defense; Boom, police report statement; case closed!
hello long lost world of blogging
haven’t posted anything on here in a real long time, so consider this my “hey she’s back, and oh she might have gotten a little weirder” post
On The Road Again…
Today I leave on a 5 week tour with friends and all we have to live for is music. Skipping showers and meals are the least of my worries. These are the best years of my life and I’m not gonna waste it sitting in an office being a lame suit. l don’t plan on losing out on fun life experiences like this. I know that there will be good times, awesome times, and bad times but at the end of the day i know i am gonna have some of the greatest stories to share with friends, family, nieces, and nephews. So let’s get this show on the road as i pack for a tour across America the day of, and hours before i leave.
If we stop in your town come hang out, party on Wayne!